Facebook. It annoys me no end. Worst of all, now I face a dilemma: I changed my relationship status from single to in a relationship two months ago. In response lots of people sent their best wishes. In spite of this we broke up in a month and a half. Should I change it back again? But...it's so embarassing. They'll say:"See? I said she is too haughty to hold a relationship for three months." Suppose I don't, what if there is some potential admirers of mine hanging about in facebook? (tho I have less than a handful of male friends there) Sign...I hate facebook!

Xkcd always gets it right:

"Facebook defines relationships. 'Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down."