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土象boss

najja — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:08:51 +0000

I can't bear the 土象 guys! Today I received a emergency call, asking for a four-page summery of our 60 page business proposal in two hours. My boss, a taurus, and I, a leo, worked together to abridge it. I suggest that we should only keep content of our project intact, leaving aside all the technical details and information about the company. However, he insisted that we should keep the original structure of proposal and only shortens the length of every paragraphs. But we had hundreds of paragraphs so it is impossible to fill in four pages. We two were exhausted and only managed to cut it to 14 pages. Then the summery got rejected and we had to cut it again, resulting a 8 page summery. After we sent it once again, the recipient got really angry and shouted out:"I am asking for a FOUR page summery!" and in order to show us what a four page summery is, he agreed to give us an summery done by another company. Upon reading the example,finally my boss gave up his idea and chop out everything unnecessary. This version was accepted.

It is common issue of all the 土象星座, whether it is a taurus, a capricorn or a virgo. Usually their perfectionist nature do their good, but in emergency, their pickiness and stubbornness add to the trouble. Sure we 火象 are way too rough and simple-minded most of time, but you've got to admit that a simpleton is better than a square sometimes.

tnnd破报表

najja — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:44:26 +0000

这股市果然混乱啊, 随便拉出一个新上市的公司, 我这个会计白痴来对报表都能拉出一打驴唇不对马嘴的数的来...
居然还有会计事务所给它作假帐!

ps: emule不让我搜索the cure的pornography, 笑死

工作

najja — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:41:45 +0000

老子工作一星期鸟...累死累活啊....整天都赶报告

现在恶狠狠地琢磨word这个大魔鬼,我真是被折磨死鸟.想来我大学时候还考过这个的, 可素还是那么地不自如啊. 如何才能有效地作一个robust的文档捏? tnnd还素programming的第一条规律挖: structurization...separating styles from text

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